UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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