We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I am midnight drunk by noon
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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