Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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