Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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