sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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