READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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