But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
