It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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