Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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