bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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