i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I had to cum in my sink.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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