too bad you live with your parents still
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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