Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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