Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
So. Much. Porn.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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