just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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