people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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