I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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