kristin has been a bad kristin
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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