what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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