# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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