Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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