Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
