the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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