I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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