S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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