I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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