i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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