it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
