with your own penis?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Drunk is a universal language darling
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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