Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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