I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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