just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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