I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
