Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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