Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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