We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Randomize
