How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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