I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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