I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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