i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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