The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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