in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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