Buhtt sex?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
