check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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