So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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