If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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