He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
