and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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