come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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