There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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